30 5 / 2013
Helena Bonham Carter Favourite Appearances:
➥ 8/? London Film Festival (2006).
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27 5 / 2013
sex is so weird its literally just putting your penis inside someone else’s penis like. what the fuck
i dont think thats how it works
yes it is. ive had so much sex. a lot. like 100 sex
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26 5 / 2013
Fandom: Harry Potter
“Dumbledore stumbled, and slumped against the wall, his glistening ginger curls draping over his pale, stoic face like a veil of death.
Gellert bounded across the room, his lithe body shaking in terror for his beautiful angel of love.
‘Albie!’ he cried, his deep voice cracking in pain. ‘Talk to me! Vhat is wrong? Speek to me, darlink!’
But Albus did not reply. He could not.
You see, gentle reader, he was in a coma…”
