29 4 / 2013
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
22 4 / 2013
- 1: Henry says that Gold says that there's ink in his old cell, and we can use it against Cora.
- 2: Right, we need the ink.
- 3: That ink is going to stop Cora.
- 4: We need it. It's our only chance.
- 2: Change of plans-- since we're trapped in this cell here, why don't we use the ink for that instead.
- 3: You mean this ink? The ink we've spent half the season looking for? The ink whose purpose is paralysis?
- 2: You're forgetting that this is the Enchanted Forest. We don't believe in continuity here.
21 4 / 2013
- 1: Some bloody help you've been. The Crocodile’s girlfriend was here. She released the Cricket, took back what I stole, and I’ve been beaten to a pulp by the Dark One. That makes three beatings today alone.
- 2: On the plus side, I found a place called McDonalds. Here, I brought you a Happy Meal.
- 2: Irony'd.