21 4 / 2013
- 1: Some bloody help you've been. The Crocodile’s girlfriend was here. She released the Cricket, took back what I stole, and I’ve been beaten to a pulp by the Dark One. That makes three beatings today alone.
- 2: On the plus side, I found a place called McDonalds. Here, I brought you a Happy Meal.
- 2: Irony'd.
20 4 / 2013
- 1: Jefferson, meet Killian. Killian, Jefferson.
- 2: Well, I didn't realize we were at this point in the relationship, but--
- 1: Jefferson's going to be keeping an eye on you. Broken ribs or no, I trust you exactly none.
- 2: And what's so special about Mr. Anti-Gravity Hair over here?
- 1: He kidnapped me and my mother. This is him starting to pay off that very large debt. Plus, you can have a nice little People Who've Tried to Kill Emma meeting. It'll be a party.
- 2: He does have nice pants.
- 3: Genuine Enchanted Forest leather, you know.
- 2: And they've lasted 28 years? You look fabulous.
- 3: Thanks, buddy. I can probably scrounge up a pair or two for you, if you'd like. They've got these awful contraptions called "jeans" here.
- 1: Wow, this was a great idea. Good job, Emma. Great plan.
- 2: Hey, Emma, don't call him Jeff anymore. We're referring to him solely as Cap'n Tightpants.
15 4 / 2013
i still use this one every now and then, and the queue still has a lot left in it, but i’m moving over there for the most part
15 4 / 2013
so i want to start a new tumblr
like, move to it, and not go on this one anymore
so like a fresh start, and it’d be all organized and perfect
but i’m afraid i’d lose all my followers
so that’d suck…
but i think i’m gonna do it